We’re gonna start discussing men’s brains, women’sbrains and how they’re very different from each other.
Now I wanna start with men’s brains. Right? Men’s brainare very unique, men’s brains are made up of little boxesand we
have a box for everything. We have a box for the car. Wegot a box for the money. We got a box for the job, we gota box for
you , we got a box for the kids, we got a box for yourmother somewhere in the basement.
We got boxes everywhere, and the rule is: “the boxesdon’t touch”. When a man discusses a particular subject,we go to that
particular box, we pull that box out, we open the box, wediscuss only what is in that box, alright? and then weclose the
box and put it away being very, very careful not to touchany other boxes.
Now women’s brains are very, very different from men’sbrains. Women’s brains are made up of a big ball of wire,
and every thing is connected to everything. The money’sconnected to the car, the car’s connected to your job andthe kids
are connected to your mother, and everything’sconnected to everything ….
It’s like the Internet super highway, Ok? And it’s all drivenby energy that we call emotion. This is zzzzz. It’s one of
the reasons why women tend to remember everything.Because if you take an event and you connect it to anemotion, it burns
in your memory and you can remember it forever. Thesame thing happens for men, it just doesn’t happen veryoften because, quite frankly, we don’t care.
Women tend to care about everything! And she just lovesit. Ok?
Now, men, we have a box in our brain that most womenare not aware of. This particular box has nothing in it. It’strue,
it’s true. In fact, we call it the “nothing box. ” And of all theboxes a man has in his brain, the nothing box is our
favourite box! If a man has the chance, he’ll go to hisnothing box every time. That’s why a man can dosomething seemingly
completely brain-dead for hours on end. You know, likefishing.
Now, they’ve actually measured this. The University ofPennsylvania, a couple of years ago, did a study, anddiscovered that
men have the ability to think about absolutely nothing andstill breathe. You know, they connected all the wires andstuff
like that, marked the brain activity ….. Our brain is dead!Huh! Hang on.
Women can’t do it, they can’t do it, their minds neverstop, and they don’t understand the nothing box and itdrives them
crazy because nothing drives a woman more crazy ormakes you feel more irritated than to witness a man doingnothing!